I often wonder how others percieve me and could not help but laugh when one of my friends on my Facebook mums group wrote this about me: I thought I would share. Can I add I do not recommend anyone snort Calpol.
Do I Look Like I Snort Calpol?
Emma White. A ordinary name for a ordinary person. Grab a coffee, Google Emma Supermum White and think again. Emma has 6 kids, a husband, two kittens, two lizards and a house to look after.
Supermum has 600 women, trolls, a group, and a blog to look after. She likes the kittens best 
A day in the life of Emma would mean her washing machine flooding, her husband having his xbox controller confiscated and shake n vac being spilt all over her in some bizarre stair cleaning incident, meaning she goes school looking like a dandruff invasion has caught hold.
A day for Spermum is helping 600 pre/post period women with every possible thing. Various coloured things coming out of them, cane injury’s from fifty shades fun going wrong, how much flour to put in a cake, keeping the group on track, kicking the trolls out and finally going to bed with a Redbull because coffee is for wimps.
Emma as a rule is quiet and sort of reserved, shy.
Supermum on any given night and when the moons in the right place, is literally swinging off the chandeliers whilst blogging about inhaling Calpol and testing the effects it has, to see if it works quicker up your nose, than in your mouth.
About The Real Supermum
Ha ha. O emma you are amazing! This is such a true and funny post. Do i dare ask about the shake and vac incident? Love about the ‘cane incidents’ lol. We would be so very lost without you! xx
omg how hilarious is this, love the 50 shades bit and snorting calpol hahaha emma please tell us u really havent done this pmsl!x
I have done many things in my life that I will not admit too lol
LOL Emma thats made me giggle. Im intrigued as to how this calpol thing came about haha xx
lol emma omg thats so funny. whoever wrote this, thanks for the giggle. xx
I hope some of it is true lol though I know the cane incident wasn’t Emma! xx
Lmao
that’s funny x
saw that, it proper made me giggle x
Lol this had me in giggles xx
This made me laugh lots!! xx
sounds about right, all though I think the xbox controller may be inserted some were.
OMG can’t stop laughing I nearly choked on my orange juice! Love the 50 shade bit lol x
PMSL, thats given me a laugh. Emma you are a legend xxxx <3
that made me giggle just when i needed it love it xx
LOL sums emma and the group to a tee!
couldn’t have said it better xxx
Dont forget weeing in bleach !!!!
Lol
I’ve seen everything on your fb page
Keep at it Emma xxx
Emma that did make me laugh, liked the bit where it says you like your kittens best lol, x
Lol. I think your an amazing women who goes out of her way to help others. And as much as iike calpol. Why would anyone snort it ? Haha id rather eat it from a spoon lol. You ignore people like that emma and carry on doing what you do best. And thank you for setting the group and blod up. It has helped me so much xx
The moons always in the right place! Lol
lol that made me giggle a little x
hahaha couldn’t stop giggling couldn’t of said it any better xx
tht made me laugh ace emma xx
Lmao!! So funny x
Just about sums you up I reckon.x
yeah you do snort it don’t lie