Don’t Piss Off Something That Can Bleed For A Week And Not Die!

Honestly men who do they think they are at times?

So the husband has got on my nerves today, as usual. He decided he was going to cut the grass, great it needs a cut, off he goes and within minutes he’s moaning.

“Put kettle on” he shouts – could he not have made himself one before going outside?

Not only do all 3 kids want to be out there playing he thinks that’s fine, they need fresh air, great but, you have just cut the grass and not even raked it or swept up the patio so now there is grass all over my kitchen floor, that I have just washed as the kids keep coming in and out.

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“Can you get the rake out the shed love?” – No I flipping can’t get it yourself your right next to the shed and I am in the kitchen drying the dishes.

So I spend the free time I have in the kitchen, I decide to clean out all the kitchen cupboards, there’s crap everywhere.

“Have we got any bin bags?” – Why don’t you come in and have a look?

Honestly why men can’t get organised and take everything with them that they need? Why do they have to rely on us women to help them?

Why are women more thoughtful? If I were going to cut the grass for example I would have made myself a cuppa, grabbed the bin bags and got the rake and brush from the shed before even starting the lawnmower.

So that simple incident sparked off an afternoon where everything he did annoyed me. He always knows how to wind me up and does it all the more on purpose. In the end we spent an hour not talking until I had to apologise, yes me and I hadn’t even done anything. I crossed my fingers behind my back as I didn’t mean it.

Yet I still won the argument that women are much more resourceful and tasks take half the time when we do them as we are more organised.

I am in one of those pissed off moods today and don’t piss off something that can bleed for a week and not die. You won’t win!

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Comments

  1. Oh, this is so true :)

  2. Mummy_LaLa says:

    men hey, cant bloody break with them they are just as bad as kids lol xx

  3. Sounds so familiar. can u get me a drink? Can u get me the laptop charger? Just grab the phone for me! Grrrrr!

  4. Jade Tynan says:

    Men!! They are such a pain in the arse. This is just like my oh. Is it in mens genes to be lazy lol. Its ridiculous! xx

  5. Kate Foley says:

    Its a good job men have us women to keep them organised god for bid of we wasn’t around x

  6. ive got 2 boys and i am determined that they wont grow up to turn into a man that depends on women!! hahaha come back to me in 15 years and see how im getting on with that one

  7. sarah r says:

    I think , em just done it some times so we won’t ask em again.

  8. Love the last bit hun! and definitely agree with the whole annoying part ‘can you do this, can you do that’ x

  9. Sounds like my OH. Typical bloke! X

  10. sarah r says:

    just read my previous comment, what i ment to say, i think some times they just act the idiot so we sop asking for help

  11. Apologising with out meaning it is a speciality of mine lol! Clears the air faster x

  12. so so true lol

  13. linzi xdaniel joshuax hogi says:

    so true sounds very familiar xx

  14. this sounds like my oh ry down to a ~T wen i am on he annoys me so much i sumtimes feel verey mean after the week has past

  15. Sounds like most men, unorganised, used to women thinking for them.x

  16. and they say our place is the kitchen even tho that’s were the knifes are kept

  17. Lol men a!! Can’t life with them can’t live without them lolxx

  18. oh so true lol dont piss of a women lol xx

  19. sounds so familiar !! men arrgghhh xx

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