Confession; I sent a picture of me using a vibrator to my brother

 

The husband and I have always had an active sex life but after the birth of our 3rdbaby in the space of 3 years, our bedroom had become a place for sleep and not much action.

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I was taking a bath and we swapped some intimate text messages, I even sent him a picture of me laid in the bath to his phone.

I got out the bath and was sat on the bed drying myself when the idea popped into my head. The children were all sleeping so I guessed I would take the chance, I opened the drawer to my bedside cabinet and took out my vibrator, I held the battery operated tool in the area it is designed to be inserted too, and snapped a picture.

I heard a noise, I jumped, I grabbed the towel, pushing the toy back into my drawer and hit send on my phone.

SHIT

I had sent the picture to my brother not my husband.

To this day my brother has never commented on the rather intrusive picture, thank god.

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Comments

  1. Sophia says:

    Omg! How embarrassing! X

  2. samantha says:

    i would of died! + never be able 2 look at them in the face ever again

  3. bianca gillies says:

    Haha oh my god! Nae surprised he’s never mentioned it! Hilarious tho!

  4. Yep I was right…cringeworthy and bloody hillarious!
    xx

  5. saphire says:

    omg !! i’d have not left the house :L

  6. How embarassing!!! Not surprised he has never mentioned it. ;-)

  7. KerriMumoftwo Goodman says:

    Sorry but have to be honest this made me laugh.. thank u so much this made my day xx

  8. Lol oh my!! What a predicament you got yourself into lol

  9. Katie h says:

    Ahh I love this story everytime I hear it, it still creases me, sooo embarrassing don’t think I could have ever looked him in the eyes after that! Lol x

  10. Jessica Markham says:

    That must have been rather embarassing x x

  11. lol … i just choked on a jaff cake reading this , u’ve made my aftrnoon lol xx

  12. Angela says:

    cringe!!! hahaha. hysterical

  13. Epic Fail. I can just imagine the facial expressions as the picture uploaded lamo!! What he’s never mentioned it??? Aww hes a proper gent aint he?? That’s partially the reason why I will never do naughty snaps anymore… Falling into the wrong hands. My ex used to get loads from me when I was younger… Oh my god they are probably floating around the web somewhere… youtube… omg!! :-O

  14. tanita says:

    Haha this makes me laugh everytime lol x

  15. Abbie S says:

    this made me giggle lol, if i did that though i dont think i’d be able to look him in the face for a long time x

  16. Char Oldfield says:

    Aw bless you hun , I would have died inside , luckily he’s never mentioned it to you. This really made me giggle , one of them moments you want the earth to swallow you whole x

  17. sherilyn says:

    Omg how embarrassing but sorry hun I had to laugh xx

  18. That’s made my day thanks :)

  19. Stevie whitecross says:

    That is most definitely something I would do. Hilarious pmsl x

  20. stacey callaghan says:

    pmsl but ur poor brother u scared him for life lol

  21. Oh dear *blush*

  22. christina w says:

    Fail… haha id would have changed my number and denied all knowledge if it ever came up pmsl xx

  23. sarah jayne louise says:

    lmao! dont think i’d ever beable see my brother again, after that! haha

  24. brian yang@http://thefrequentflyer.net says:

    loooooool. seriously? how did that exactly happen? perks of being a sneak lady :P

  25. think i would of died lol

  26. Is this your fit brother??? I know many mums on here wouldnt mind sending him a similair pic ;-) xx

  27. I think I would have died the next time I saw him! lol he was probably as embarrased as you were!

  28. o dear :( how embarrasing!!

  29. omg how embarrassing i would of died i bet your partner thought it was so funny lol xx

  30. megan wissen says:

    omg i wud of been mortified lolololol xx

  31. Kay Myers says:

    Lmfao!! Hahaha

  32. lmao, this still makes me chuckle lol xx

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