I was sat yesterday thinking about doing something to cheer my partner up. I had realised it had to be sexual ( hes a sex mad maniac hence, us having five kids ) and a plan was forming . Then he rang me to rant about his work and after a few minuets of stressing had to cut short the call to talk to someone. He said he would call back in couple minuets.
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It occurred to me that why didn’t I answer his phone call pretending to be a sex slut slave kind of a thing. He would love it and it would take his mind off work.
The phone rang so i took a deep breath, didn’t look at caller ID and answered it.
I basically said the following; I was a sex slut and what service does he require? I stated that I was open to all suggestions and all requests should be made ORALLY, and that I specialise in blow jobs and would like my neck bitten.
The line was deadly quiet then a female voice came on.
Hello is that Alex’s mum? It was my sons teacher.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Unfortunately the ground didn’t swallow me up and ten minutess later I had to face her.
Then, just to add insult to injury I decided to try and surprise the other half when he returned home from work. He text me to say he was on his way home, I made the kids sit in front room with dvd ( the living room at the back of the house), went upstairs, stripped and locked the front door and waited.
There was a tap at the front door, I took off my dressing gown, unlocked the door and nakedly opened it to the gas man, who in all honesty was terrified and literally ran away.
My partner came home to me crying as I was completely embarrassed, I told him why and suffice to say he laughed , a lot, the un supportive traitor, and said I should see the funny side.
So there you go, I am never opening my door again,I am changing schools and joining a nunnery.
An anonymous confession of a mum.
About The Real Supermum
oh my god sorry im laughing but that the kind of thing that would happen to me lol
hope you’re ok x
that will teach ya
omg the things us mums do 
i will defo be checkin my door n phone if i deside to do this 
Lmao!! Sorry I would be mortified! Sounds like something I would do lolx
I know who that is lol hopefully in time you will see the funny side lol x x
Oh my… How funny! Poor you!! Hoping third try was lucky that evening :p xx
Oh god I’m sorry hun but I can’t stop laughing! Thank you for making me check my phone before I pick it up and to never answer the door! X
I know who this is to n sorry to say i had to laugh hope u se funny side soon x
Pmsl how embrassed this mummy much feel
I couldn’t help but laugh! I’d be mortified lol x just remember you were trying your best for your partner, although it went terribly wrong your intentions were good x
Pmsl how’s embarrassing! x
This made me laugh so much! I do feel sorry for the poor mum tho x
awww Im sorry but I thought I always had the bad luck bless you hun xx
Sorry but i laffed too lol xx
hahahahaha think i need the tenna lady
love it be glad the teacher didnt take you up on it lol x
Ha ha ha how funny xx
Lmao sorry but I had to laugh I would of been mortified x
im so sorry but omfg i have to lmfao to this made my day lol that as to be the funnest thing this week that i have heard hahahah xxx
haha how embarassing sweet, cheered me up though xx
omg!! Sorry hun but this is kinda funny. One to tell the grand kids when they are older (when they pop along that is) xx
Pmsl!! How embarrassing x
Haaaa! Sorry but this is funny!! Bless ya bet you turned red xx
hahah so funny, I no who this is too, id have been so embaressed, gawd I feel your shame lol xx
To be embarrased like that twice in one day OMG! Lol I think the teacher has to be worst part tho! Imagine the gossip in the teachers room! Lol. X
Lmao I would of died if embarrasment lol I remember walking ib to kitchen bout 8am with nothing on and 2 blokes where in back garden from council staring at me then had the cheek to ask my oh if same time next week was ok and other things ha ha xx