Emma what the f@@k is that?

So I am sat quite happily typing up a blog post, on my own in the kitchen at the table, bothering nobody

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and enjoying the peace. The kids are all tucked up fast asleep and the husband is in the living room on his Xbox, some live thing he has where he wears daft headphones and talks about crap to his friends. I say crap as nothing he says remotely involves a conversation.

 

Is the kettle broke he asks

Does the kettle look broke? I don’t think so, it cant be I made you a coffee less than an hour ago.

 

Why does he always want me to do something when my head is stuck in my laptop? Men are so bloody annoying.

 

So still half thinking about what it is I am writing I flick the switch on the kettle, it boils and in the cups goes the water. I drop the tea bag and sugar in mine and then make his.

 

One coffee coming up

 

He takes one mouthful and spits it out, ungrateful git that he is

 

Emma what the f@@k is that?

 

Coffee I tell him

 

I had only used the last tea bag and then picked back up the empty canister and spooned tea-leaves instead of coffee into his cup.

 

Oh well he might make his own next time eh

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Emma White The inspiring Bipolar mum of 6 who dedicates her time to supporting others. Providing all the tools to survive motherhood & helping mums stay confident & become all the things they truly deserve to be.

Comments

  1. Hahahahahaaaaa!!!! Bet the look on his face was priceless ;-)

  2. Lol. And we say we can multitask haha lesson learned? Do your own coffee lol x

  3. lmao … oh thats so funny hehe …. classic xx

  4. Joanna Stephens says:

    Lol brilliant I will have to try that accidentially on purpose :)

  5. haha!

  6. kelly harms says:

    ha ha thats brilliant x

  7. JadeTynan says:

    ha ha maybe he will start making his own coffee when you are busy now lol x

  8. Lol :) X

  9. Absolutely bloody brilliant. i think subconconciously u meant to do it lol. x

  10. Kay Myers says:

    Pmsl!! X

  11. Sophia says:

    Lol! I know what its like with the xbox, Paul lives on his!

  12. KerriMumoftwo Goodman says:

    Yummy lol :) xxx

  13. Char Oldfield says:

    Oopsie! lol x

  14. Stevie whitecross says:

    Hahaha! I am keeping that one in mind ;)

  15. LOL! lesson learned for him eh lol

  16. christina w says:

    whoops hehe xx

  17. see i wanna put cat milk in oh’s coffee when he starts

  18. Jade Trotter says:

    Lmao, maybe he’ll get off his bump and do his own next time :P

  19. A lesson to all lazy gits to make there own brews in future!

  20. haha. serves him right lmao

  21. Ha ha ha ha that’s soo funny! xx

  22. hahahaha this made me laugh unlucky maybe he will make one hisself next time just dont ask him to make you 1 you might get it back hahaha xx

  23. Kay Myers says:

    Lmao Emma! That made me laugh x

  24. lmao, may try this to get chris to make a coffee instead of it been me all the time lol xx

  25. LMAO!! Think I just peed a little, so funny xx

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