So I am sat quite happily typing up a blog post, on my own in the kitchen at the table, bothering nobody
and enjoying the peace. The kids are all tucked up fast asleep and the husband is in the living room on his Xbox, some live thing he has where he wears daft headphones and talks about crap to his friends. I say crap as nothing he says remotely involves a conversation.
Is the kettle broke he asks
Does the kettle look broke? I don’t think so, it cant be I made you a coffee less than an hour ago.
Why does he always want me to do something when my head is stuck in my laptop? Men are so bloody annoying.
So still half thinking about what it is I am writing I flick the switch on the kettle, it boils and in the cups goes the water. I drop the tea bag and sugar in mine and then make his.
One coffee coming up
He takes one mouthful and spits it out, ungrateful git that he is
Emma what the f@@k is that?
Coffee I tell him
I had only used the last tea bag and then picked back up the empty canister and spooned tea-leaves instead of coffee into his cup.
Oh well he might make his own next time eh



Hahahahahaaaaa!!!! Bet the look on his face was priceless
ha ha was very funny tries so hard not to laugh
Lol. And we say we can multitask haha lesson learned? Do your own coffee lol x
lmao … oh thats so funny hehe …. classic xx
Lol brilliant I will have to try that accidentially on purpose
haha!
ha ha thats brilliant x
ha ha maybe he will start making his own coffee when you are busy now lol x
Lol
X
Absolutely bloody brilliant. i think subconconciously u meant to do it lol. x
Pmsl!! X
Lol! I know what its like with the xbox, Paul lives on his!
Yummy lol
xxx
Oopsie! lol x
Hahaha! I am keeping that one in mind
LOL! lesson learned for him eh lol
whoops hehe xx
see i wanna put cat milk in oh’s coffee when he starts
Lmao, maybe he’ll get off his bump and do his own next time
A lesson to all lazy gits to make there own brews in future!
haha. serves him right lmao
Ha ha ha ha that’s soo funny! xx
hahahaha this made me laugh unlucky maybe he will make one hisself next time just dont ask him to make you 1 you might get it back hahaha xx
Lmao Emma! That made me laugh x
lmao, may try this to get chris to make a coffee instead of it been me all the time lol xx
LMAO!! Think I just peed a little, so funny xx