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I asked the mums on my Facebook group to tell me about their most embarrassing encounter; I have to say if you are easily offended look away. Funny or shocking, I had to laugh.
- I sneezed while sexy time and his manhood popped out
- My partner was “down there” and I farted right in his face
- My waters broke during the act
- I was giving my partner a “Blow lets say” and he weed a little in my mouth
- Being caught in the act by my parents
- I have a bowel problem, I am incontinent and after doing the deed one night he noticed I had pooped on his leg
- Farting during sex
- He was “down there” and when he came back up to kiss me I noticed blood around his mouth, yes I had come on my period.
- I had an orgasm that was so intense I actually burst into tears
- I was watching a film over his shoulder while we made love, I faked an orgasm so it was over quicker, I was too busy watching the film I didn’t notice he had finished, I carried on moaning and he knew it was fake.
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Lol. Eww to the wee’in in the mouth 1 haha x
HAHAHA, i wish id seen this. Ive got one for you, My ex was soo s**t in the bedroom, one time i though “wow omg im about to cum” and pissed all over him haha, there was even a puddle in his belly button
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LOL natasha that’s brilliant
puddle in his belly button :L
Haha is that one of mine I see in the list haha…
Pmsl
Brilliant!!!!
The last one made me LOL xx
Haha wow lol the last 1 made me laugh tho ooppss
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Lol this made me chuckle x
Lmao – these are so funny!
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natasha hanson -puddle in his belly button, made me belly laugh! x
Omg. Tooooo funny
lmfao x
Ha ha!!!! x x
Haha these made me proper chuckle lmao
i think i may have wet myself laughing
Haha I nearly fell off the chair laughing lol x
Haha thats fab’. The poo one has to be the funniest thing I have ever heard! xx
LOL!
oh dear haha xx
hahah brilliant x
ha ha brilliant
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this is still making me laugh
tee heee
one word GIGGLE!!!!
One night after he had been at the foot ball and had a skin full, he went down on me and had to get up and be sick, then came back to finish off and had to go be sick again (shame faced)
Another night I was trying to deep throat and I was sick all over him (even more shame faced)
lmao xxx
omg hand over face i have had a few of them happen lol but makes me giggle knowing im not the only 1 hahhahaha xx
LMAO X
lmao im sure we can all relate to a few of these, includin me lol…..ooops
Pahahaha
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LMAO!!
haha these proper made me giggle. xx